The room is entirely dark. Nothing can be seen. There is a loud thump as someone runs into a piece of furniture.
Hey, John... John Foliot? Where are you?! I can't see a bloody - OW!
Careful, Squirrel. I'm over here. Look out for the end table.
I think my shins already found it. Why the heck are all your lights off?
You said you wanted to learn all about accessibility. I figured the easiest way was to drop you in the pool. The computer is right here. Sit down.
You have some wickedly sharp furniture. Ok, what do I do now?
Well, you need to activate the screen reader first.
But with the blast shields down, how can I see? I... I mean, how the heck do I do that?
Well, you can turn on Narrator by hitting Control plus Escape, press R, type Narrator, then hit Enter. But first-
Ok, I've got it.
The sound of keys being clicked rapidly begins, occasionally interrupted by the squirrel cursing.
Squirrel...
Hold on! Almost...
Hey, Squirrel!
Gimme a sec. Dang it! Why isn't this working? I've done that like twelve times!
First you've got to turn the computer on.
*cough* I knew that.
There is the click of a computer being turned on, and the whir of its fan as it starts up.