The scene is a meeting table with a podium on one end. The table is in front of a large, purple curtain. The table resembles the one used by the Legion of Doom in the Super Friends cartoon. Sitting at the long table, from left to right, are Michael(TM) Smith dressed as the Riddler, the Squirrel dressed as Bizarro, and Anne van Kesteren dressed as the Scarecrow. At the podium looking down at them is Ian Hickson dressed as Lex Luthor, and bald. Ian is banging the podium with his fist, and appears to be angry.
- Narrator: Meanwhile, at the WHAT WG Legion of Doom Headquarters...
- Ian Hickson: Damn those HTML5 Super Friends! How dare they publish their concerns about the spec in public instead of contributing to the original community in real and pragmatic ways by kow-towing to our mailing list!
- Michael(TM) Smith: Not to be a naysayer, Hix Luthor, but we're not the only community with a stake in this... or for the original HTML community, for that matter...
- Squirrel: Bizarro agre... er... disagree with Mike(TM) Riddler man.
- Ian: What?! I won't stand for this! Who claims to predate us?!
- Michael(TM): Well... Tim Berners Lee, for one. I can think of some others off-hand.
- Ian: Enough! I won't be grandstanded by outdated spec writers from the military/academia Internet era! Anne van Scarecrow, get them on the phone at once!
- Anne van Kesteren: Uh... we didn't install a phone, since you never participate in the teleconferences.
- Squirrel: Bizarro find that funny... er... not funny... er... not find that not funny.
- Michael(TM): Bizarro, are you alright?
- Anne: Now that you mention it, didn't you used to be a whole lot taller, Bizarro?
- Ian: It's a spy! He must be Mr. Last Week!
- Squirrel: What?! No. Why do people keep confusing the two of us?!