The Squirrel, Jeremy Keith, and Mike Robinson are walking through a cloudy town in England. Hiding in a tree watching them is Google-bot, an arm-shaped robot with a spherical head with a large eye. The conversation the three are having is missing any context on who is speaking because Google-bot can't understand the conversation without semantics.
Google-bot attempts to eavesdrop on a non-semantic conversation
Where are we going?
It's a Thai place called Unithai. It's great
I love Thai
So you were saying, Mike?
You would not believe how many penis-related emails we receive.
Is it penises or penii?
How should I know?
What does a penis have to do with the web?
Well, a lot of the web is pretty involved with penises.
You know what I mean!
I guess blokes see the word "doctor" on the site, and jump to conclusions.
You think they'd scan the page before they fired off an email.
What kind of curry do they have?
Loads of them.
The scene changes to a very clinical looking, empty white room. Several colored squares are on the wall in the primary colors Google uses. A strange podium with a computer on it is in the center of the room. The Google-bot is at the computer.
Later Google-bot tries to make sense of it all for its database.
Fact List. 1. The Squirrel is Thai. 2. Mike Robinson is a doctor. 3. Jeremy Keith has loads of penises.