Comic Transcript for CSSquirrel #46: Max Weir and the Beanicornupus (Web Standards and Foolish Assumptions)

The scene is of a stormy sea, with dark clouds and lightning flashing. The squirrel is in a small boat tossed about in the waves. In front of him, in the ocean, is a giant purple sea monster. It is vaguely shaped like an octopus, and wearing a large blue beanie that covers its head. A giant, white and green horn (like that of an unicorn) sticks out of the center of its head, and it has a large fanged maw. It is the dreaded Beanicornupus. The legs of a man being swallowed in its mouth can be seen, those of Max Weir.