The scene is of a dark room with a single computer set on a desk inside. A large television hangs from the roof. The squirrel is appearing on the television, dressed as an evil doll. Jared Spool and Luke Wroblewski are inside the room, and appear confused.
Somewhere under San Francisco during An Event Apart.
Hello, Mr. Spool, Mr. Wroblekk--, W-wroblegeskaki, Dang it! Luke! Hello Jared and Luke!
Who are you?!
Where are we? This isn't An Event Apart!
The scene shifts to the inside of a dimly-lit room where the Squirrel is speaking into a webcam.
Indeed it is not. I've captured you two for a purpose. A little game we're going to play. You'll notice there's two of you, and only one computer. I've rigged your cell so that the door will stay open only as long as one of you is making MySpace into a usable website! So... who will go free, and who will slave away?! MUA HA HA HA!
There is a sudden crash as Jared and Luke break a hole into the wall, frightening the squirrel.
Squeee! W-w-what's going on? How did you get in here?
Luke and I did some usability testing with your "customers" and found that your trap didn't meet their needs. So we made some changes.