The scene is of a nightclub. Neon signs glow on the walls, and the squirrel is approaching Jeff Croft. Jeff has a microphone in one hand, and waves to the squirrel.
Hey, Squirrel! You made it! Is Dave with you?
Hi Jeff! Yeah, Dave's over at the counter getting a drink... I should warn you, he's got...
(From out of scene) Jeff! Squirrel!
Dave Shea walks into the scene. He's wearing a gigantic fur hat with flaps.
Ohmygosh hat. Uh... how's it going, Dave?
You love the new hat? I got it this morning. I'm warning you now, I probably won't sing. I don't want to look silly
Yeah. You... you wouldn't want that.
Dave walks past Jeff and Sqirrel off frame.
What the heck happened to Dave? Is he on drugs?
No. He's been messing with CSS gradients lately, though. If you thought the hat was bad, you should see his underpants.
Why have you been looking at his underwear?
What?! Hey, HE's the one who lost his marbles.