The Squirrel is standing on a floating disc in the world of Tron, opposite a disc with a blue-clad program. The squirrel is in a glowing red suit, and the opposing program is very intimidating looking in a glowing blue suit with an "E" on his chest. Both are holding throwing discs. The other program's is much, much bigger than the squirrel's. The program is revealed to be Internet Explorer.
Ready to get deleted, little program?
Wait. What? You're IE?! Firefox and Chrome were telling me that you were a sickly old browser!
Your info is cycles out of date. HTML5 support. Rounded corners. Better typography. Blazingly fast Javascript. I'm here to compete.
Squeee! Can... can I get a bigger disc?