Andy Clarke, dressed in a trenchcoat, and the Squirrel, are in a blue sci-fi lobby. Approaching them are Nicole Sullivan and a white chinchilla named Naepalm.
Mr. Clarke and Squirrel, welcome!
That's us, best browserrunners on the planet!
I'm Nicole, this is Naepalm. We'll be assisting you.
That's not needed. We don't typically require secretaries.
Excuse me?! We're browser experts. TOP ONES.
Squeee!
(she pushes an intercom) They're here, sir.
Send them in!
Andy and the Squirrel enter an office with a big blue "E" on its wall. Behind a desk, dressed in a black suit with a pink tie, is Pete LePage.
LePage? Ha! What do you want to see us for? Tired of us "retiring" your browsers?
We're not taking a pay-off, LePage!
You gentlemen misunderstand me. I had yo ubrought here today for one thing. To kill IE61
What?
That's a laugh! Haa ha ha ha! Hee hee hee!
No. Andy, I'm serious. Really.
Tee hee!