Andy Clarke, Ethan Marcotte, Naepalm the Chinchilla and the Squirrel are on a building roof in a smoggy metropolis. Also on the roof is the body of Nicole Sullivan, which Andy has just shot.
Holy crap, you shot Nicole!
That wasn't Nicole. She was the IE6 browserbot, in disguise this entire time! I'd narrowed it down to her or Ethan.
Well, obviously you made the right choice. Now let's put this whole horrible incident behind us and go celebrate with some pho- [HASLAYOUT ERROR -1]!
Ethan's eyes and tongue light up blue for a moment.
Pardon me. I had some cream cheese on a bagel earlier that isn't agreeing with me.