The Squirrel is letting Eric Meyer into his livingroom, where a giant, hideous monster is in the corner, looking like a big pile of sludge with multiple mouths and making horrible noises to itself.
Sorry I'm late, I was having the worst time with a Steam download. So, ready to see Iron Ma... what the heck is THAT?
The Internet. It's arguing with itself about applesauce or a camera flash or something. I stopped paying attention a while ago after it turned ugly.
It's so hideous that it's mezmerizing.