Miro Keller and the Squirrel are in an office with a pink unicorn typing away at a computer. The Squirrel is giving Miro a tour.
Hello, Mr. Keller! Welcome to Hixie's HTML5 headquarters! Let me show you around.
Here we've got the image heuristics department where pink unicorns add alt text to images.
Is this a picture of a bear or a typewriter?.
The two walk over to another office where a laundry machine wearing a hat is looking at a presentation board.
And over here is our "totally not politics" spin department where Mr. Laundry Machine spins political statements to make it sound like it's everyone else being political, not Hixie.
Hmmm... "Easier to just add the reference in just the W3C version and keep the WHATWG version sane," that doesn't sound political, does it?
Actually, it sort of does.
Maybe we should move along.
The Squirrel leads Miro to a lobby where an empty picture frame with a broken image icon rests above a plaque that reads "Beavers Taste Great With Mustard"
And lastly, Miro, here is the portrait of our leader.
I don't see a portrait.
It's out getting framed. But the pink unicorns made some substitute text until it's back.