Eric Meyer is standing on the stage at An Event Apart: Minneapolis with a microphone.
Has everybody been enjoying An Event Apart so far? Woo! I think this has been our best year ever! I'm thrilled to introduce our next speaker to you, straight from Bellingham, WA, it's the one and only CSSquirrel!
The Squirrel enters the stage, carrying a microphone.
Thanks a lot, Eric! Good afternoon, everybody! Let's talk about acorns. I know you're thinking, what do acorns have to do with making websites?! Well, let me tell you, they have ever--
Hey, look! He's not wearing any pants!
I'm not?! Squeee!
Ha ha! Heeee! Get off the stage!