Elaine Nelson, Naepalm the Chinchilla and the Squirrel are in a women's bathroom. The Squirrel is looking in a mirror and trying on a wig with a pink bow while Naepalm helps him.
I'm just saying that you can't simultaneously campaign for gender inclusion while creating gender exclusive events without losing your credibility. Hm. I'm thinking the bow is too over the top.
You need the bow, trust me!
These girl dinners are to provide us with a non-hostile environment to explore these issues.
This wig is killing me. Ok, sure, but when I suggest a guy-only geek dinner, I'm suddenly labeled a sexist. Double standards?
That's absurd. Any standard geek meeting is, by default, a guy-only event. Why would you want a guy only event, anyhow?
Sometimes we want to talk about penises without being judged by women for it. Or burp.
Um... ok. I hadn't thought of that.
Ok, you're looking good!
Nicole Sullivan enters from the side, heading towards the mirror and sink.
Pardon me, I need to wash my... what are you doing in the woman's room, Squirrel?!
Dressing up like a woman for the girl geek dinner...
Why do you want to attend that? You're not a girl!
Are you kidding?! Have you had the breadsticks here?!