It's 1991. The Squirrel is in a panic in and talking to a young John Foliot in a neon blue and pink landscape. Foliot has a long ponytail and is wearing clothes in the style of that timeframe.
John, I'm serious! I've made am ajor mistake and put Ice's backup instrumentalist in the hospital! Without his mediocre "Go Ninja Go!" video in TMNT2, the moview won't be a complete disaster, Tim Berners-Lee will be so distracted by watching it over and over and will never invent HTML! Why won't you believe me!
You're a talking squirrel from the future claiming Vanilla Ice sucks. That's why.
I should have listened to Jeremy and not used his time machine!
Vanilla Ice comes running up, clearly worried.
My backup instrumentalist is injured! There's no way I can do my video!
The squirrel was right?! I think someone spiked my coffee.
Jeremy Keith comes up, holding an bouzouki.
I can help!
You're a fan?!
No. I have taste. But there's no way I'm letting a meddling squirrel ruin the Internet... so, let's do this gig, Ice.
Go ninja, go ninja, go!