Manu Sporny, Faruk Estes and the Squirrel are wandering through a desert under a large, hot sun.
This desert goes on forever! I told you to refuel the car at the last stop.
For the last time, how was I supposed to know it was 200 miles to the next gas station?!
The three find a well, and run towards it. Standing over it is the Googlebot, which has a black hat and a large handlebar mustache.
Hello data-rich users to explo... fine gentlement. Would you like some refreshing and nutritious water?
All may drink freely... if you want to wait for it to evaporate. If you want to drink it as a liquid, it'll cost you $1000 a sip.
What?! That's horrible and evil!
Evil? Hardly. Charging you for a drink would be evil. I'm opposed to that. You can wait for the water to evaporate at no cost. Merely drinking it as a liquid costs you anything.
That's the same thing as charging for water!
Is he even speaking the same language as us?
Squeee. Avenge me!
The Squirrel collapses from thirst.