The scene opens in a cold, dark cave deep below the surface of the Earth. Inside the pitch black darkness four individuals can be heard stumbling around in the dark: Sam Ruby, Maciej Stachowiak, Paul Cotton and the Squirrel.
How are we ever going to find our way out of here without light?!
We're going to be ok. As long as we keep following the line of rope we unrolled behind us we'll eventually find the entrance. I hope.
Did you guys just hear something?
An ear-splitting roar shakes the cave, causing a shower of small rocks to tumble down around and on the cavers. The echoes of the bestial sound eventually fade, only to be replaced by the rapid thuds of something large running towards them. Additionally, dozens of squeaks and flapping noises fill the cave, smaller creatures disrupted by the monster.
It's a cave monster! Run!
Don't run! If we lose the rope we'll never make it out of here!
I've got my rifle! I'll shoot it!
How can you hit it in the dark? With the blast shield down you'll never see a-- Sorry! Sorry! It's a bad time for Star Wars references!
I've got a single match! It'll only last a few seconds, so make it count!
With the flare of the match, the three men and squirrel can now see about them, if only barely. Each is wearing muddy caver's outfit, scraggly from their time underground. Racing through the tunnel towards them is a gigantic, lizard-like beast with hungry red eyes and a large, fanged maw drooling in anticipation of the taste of their flesh. Sam Ruby is holding a rifle and trying to aim at the creature, but hundreds of small bats covered with hyperlinks are cluttering the cave and making it difficult for him to line up his shot.
Shoot it! SHOOT IT!
You've only got a few seconds!
I can't get a clear shot! All these dang hyperlink-bats are cluttering my view!
Game over, man. Game over!