The scene is of a dismally gray room with a dark blue floor and a large screen on a black curtain. Rows of bald, blue-skinned men in blue jumpsuits watch the screen with wide, spaced-out eyes. Stephanie Sullivan, wearing bright orange shorts and a white tank-top, comes running in to hurl a big hammer. The Squirrel is with her, cheering her on.
I express my unique identity with my iPod's case. It's blue.
As you can see, it's so tiny tha--
Go Steph!
The hammer crashes into the screen, destroying it. Faruk Ates, in a dapper white suit, comes running up, aghast. The drone-like men look confused.
Steve? Where'd Steve go? Where do I spend my money?
You've destroyed it!
I've freed you from the blatant hypocrisy!
Get her!
Crap.
The eyes of the drones turn red as they all grow angry, raising their hands and shouting as they reach for Stephanie.
Raaawr! The Newton was an amazing device! My computer is blueberry!
Help!
Squeee!