The squirrel is floating in space in a space suit. His suit radio begins to crackle as a voice talks over it.
This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade.
...Sorry about that. W3C Control to Squirrel. Do you copy?
Loud and clear, W3C. I've finished gathering the accessibility results out here. Are you ready to receive?
Yeahhh... about that. We've been talking things over down here and decided to end the mission.
What?! But I'm mid-spacewalk! I'll get back to the ship and we'll talk it over!
We already turned the ship around... Sorry about that.
Squeee! What?! So now what do I do?
Your suit has two more hours of air. Care to answer some media questions?
So, the papers want to know whose shirt you wear.