The squirrel and Dylan Banks are at the squirrel's house. The walls are a virulant shade of green, and the floor is a clashing shade of orange
Hey, Dylan, you know what weirds me out? Baba Ganoush. Don't vegans use it as a peanut butter alternative?
Vegans don't need a peanut butter alternative. Peanuts come from plants, not animals.
But butter comes from cow's milk. I thought peanut butter, therefore, was churned from peahen milk.
Peahens are birds, not mammals!
So you'll drink milk from a cow but not a bird? You racist!
No! I'm saying that birds don't make milk!
Then where does rooster sauce come from?
Did you know that scientists think birds are actually dinosaurs, and not just their descendants?
I don't know if it's your conversational skills or your new color scheme, but I've got a headache. I'm taking a walk.
Do you like it? I call it "the Ides of Kermit."