The squirrel and Dylan Banks are at the squirrel's house. The walls are a virulant shade of green, and the floor is a clashing shade of orange
Hey, Dylan, you know what weirds me out? Baba Ganoush. Don't vegans use it as a peanut butter alternative?
Vegans don't need a peanut butter alternative. Peanuts come from plants, not animals.
But butter comes from cow's milk. I thought peanut butter, therefore, was churned from peahen milk.
Peahens are birds, not mammals!
So you'll drink milk from a cow but not a bird? You racist!
No! I'm saying that birds don't make milk!
Then where does rooster sauce come from?
Wh-what?
Did you know that scientists think birds are actually dinosaurs, and not just their descendants?
I don't know if it's your conversational skills or your new color scheme, but I've got a headache. I'm taking a walk.
Do you like it? I call it "the Ides of Kermit."