Ethan Marcotte is high up in the mountains, walking through the snow in a daze wearing only a blanket. The squirrel comes running up.
Guys! I found Ethan! He's over here!
...so very cold.
Hey, Ethan, buddy... what are you doing in the mountains wearing only a blanket?
Casting off civilization. CSS Conditional Rules Module more than I can bear. Shows the flaws of humanity in bright colors.
"A CSS processor is considered to support a declaration (consisting of a property and value) if it implements the given value of the given property"! It's utter madness! It doesn't mean anything!
As Ethan rants, he drops his towel while raising his arms in protest.
Aaaand we've dropped the blanket. Squeee.