In a dark and empty room the Squirrel slowly sneaks towards a stool. The Squirrel is dressed as a ninja and carrying the sword. Upon the stool is a piece of soap.
Ok, Squirrel. You can do this. Just keep your cool.
The Squirrel leaps at the soap, yelling.
I have you now, soap! Prepare to die!
From the Squirrel's pocket comes a ringing sound. It's his phone, and he pauses what he's doing to pick it up and answer it.
Hey, man, what's up? Yes, I got the memo! I'm all dressed in black like a ninja and about to kill the heck out of this soap!
No! You're supposed to blackout your site to protest SOPA!
Really? Oh. Well, that makes a lot more sense. I've been watching this soap all day and it's done nothing wrong.